Monday, July 4, 2011

Today is a DAY!


Today is a very important day. 
It is the day my brother got his contacts in with only four tries total!
 (Big whoop...)


Today is ALSO the day that I lost both of my socks while I was sleeping.
It's true. All true.
It was interesting. I was sleeping, and dreaming of a penguin on a slip'n'slide that was on a cliff, so the poor poor penguin fell, but then, somehow, the penguin started to fly! Penguins don't fly... 
And then I woke up, because I felt something. NO SOCKS. OHEMGEEEE. 

So the Fourth of July will always be remembered as the day when Jellybeans lost her socks. 


Wait... I see the newspaper.................. It says......... "Fox News Twitter Account Hacked". 
Wow. 
Scary.
Wow.

I also think today is something else, that everyone keeps talking about... Independence Day? Oh yaaaaa...... Riiiiiight.... Well...... Uh..... Yay!


Happy Independence Day to all of you out there!
I have 3 tips.
1. Don't do fireworks in your bedroom... it won't end well.
2. Don't set off fireworks near trees (Cough Cough *Our neighbor idiots who had illegal fireworks about 6 seconds away from a police station, and 6 inches away from a tree* Cough Cough) 
3. Celebrate, and have a good time!


~~~Jellybeans is OUT!~~~

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

In or out?


What’s in? What’s out?
All these fashion trends of 2010 are OUT! 
Seriously, some of these are just not right.

Ripped or patched up jeans?
Big Bow headbands? Ewwww, and So last year. 
Big Flower headbands? *GAG* and So last year. 
Ruffles? Ick, and So last year. 
Long skirts... So last year. 
Sparkly vests over t-shirts. So last year. 

Those are just a few of the trends of LAST YEAR that I STILL see sometimes. 

What seems to be IN this year? 
Hm.... 
Off-the-shoulder shirts.
Baggy off-the-shoulder shirts.
Floral skirts.
Wedge heels.
Layered tank-tops.
Long socks with shorts, skirts, or over leggings. Now that one is just WEIRD. 
Short shorts with a long sleeved shirt or hoodie...
Okay, I think I'm done here. 

~~~JELLYBEANS~~~

Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Strange Alphabet

So I found this REALLY weird font in Word 2010, and I felt like sharing the weirdness with you people (AND amphibians... I don't want anyone to feel left out!)


ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
And that was just the UPPERCASE alphabet. Wait till you see the lowercase one. It made me laugh.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

There you have it. Now isn't this fun?!?!

~Jellybeans~

Poll results!

Hi guys! (And all of you amphibians out there) 
So I had a poll. 
It was a poll. 
The poll had a question. 
That question was...

Who is better?
The results are in. 
Taylor Lautner......................................... 0 votes
Kristen Stewart....................................... 0 votes
Robert Pattinson...................................... 0 votes
None, they all stink. Burb the duct tape stick dude is awesomer..................................... 4 votes
Do you see these results?
They are correct.
They are true.
They are awesome!
All those Twilight stinkers, they got 0  votes, while BURB here got 4 votes from 4 people (or amphibians). Pretty sweet, right?

BTW That is a pic. Of BURB! And his wife Mary, in the pink jacket. They are currently enjoying a lovely vacation. 

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Sooooooooo

Okay. Please comment about...


Kelp


Thanks! I want to see your thoughts!

First Time!

This is sooooo cool! First time Blogging! I am sooooo excited! What should i put on this???

Friday, April 22, 2011

HAPPY EARTH DAY!!!!!! BE EARTHLY TODAY!!!! EMBRACE THE EARTHS BEAUTY!!! (EVEN THOUGH ITS A CRUMMY DAY) AND DANCE/SING IN THE RAIN!!!!
EARTH DAY IS SSOO EVERY YEAR!

WHAT ABOUT THIS UGLY GUY???

SO, WE'VE BEEN BASHING taylor lautner, the llama. WHAT ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON?? yes, he was cedric, but he totally lowered his popularity by becoming a sparkly vampire... what are your thoughts? COMMENT PLEASE!!!! P.S. REMEMBER..... REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!
SPARKLY VAMPIRES ARE SSSSOOO LAST YEAR!!

Earth Day!!!


HAPPY EARTH DAY FELLOW HUMANS EARTHDUDES
IF you cannot read that it says: happy earth day fellow earthdudes!

Make sure you hug a tree, play golf with a mouse, and give some buttered toast to the hobo who lives down the street.
SPREAD THE EARTH LOVE!

~ SOOO every year that has ever existed ago


Friday, April 15, 2011

Happy Birthday!



Today, Friday, April 15th, is Charlie Chaplin's 122nd Birthday!
Raise your hand if you knew that!
Wait. I can't see you. 
Never mind, just comment. 


SO 122 years ago

Is Taylor Lautner a Llama?

SO people (Are you a person? I hope so… NOT), I had a poll asking “Is Taylor Lautner a llama?”
And these are the responses~~~~
Yes- 3 votes
No- 0 votes
Swordfish- 2 votes
Hippie Penguin- 3 votes
Hate that guy- 3 votes
Love that guy- 0 votes

Thankfully, everybody on So Last Year is PARTIALLY sane.
I know this because there were no votes of people saying that he wasn’t a llama, and nobody said that they love him. That would be weird.
About the Hippie Penguin thing… Does this picture seem normal? Not really… I would go with the llama thing still.
Everyone hates him. Good. Everybody thinks he IS a llama. Good. Swordfish is a little iffy.
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Thank you. Thank you.

LATER BOOVS!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Yay!!!


Happy 119th Anniversary of the first ice cream sundae!!! YAY!!!!


~SO 119 years ago...

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Stories

I have some random scary stories that are actually dreams I had, so I will share those...
It's kinda freaky...

Bored

Hola readers!


SO. I AM BACK.
I watched New Moon, nothing new. Same old, same old.


Honestly, if Bella would just find some normal PEOPLE to hang out with, this would all go away!
And If EDWARD would die that would be good.


MAKE HIM DIE!!!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

I'm back, with TWILIGHT!

Just cuz there's an exclamation point doesn't mean I'm exactly... excited... about Twilight.
I watched the 1st movie, and it was h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e, horrible.
SERIOUSLY, TAYLOR LAUTNER IS A LLAMA!!!
No joke, I could see the resemblance to the llama. 
But in the movie, his hair was more like something some hippie penguin would have. Over all, he looked sorta like a swordfish to me.

The movie was bad. It just was... I mean, it followed the plot and all, but there was too much screaming, and it just didn't remind me much of the books.
The books are still bad, in my opinion. 
Just saying.

GO TO MY HOMEPAGE, solastyear14.blogspot.com
and vote if you think Lautner is a llama. 

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Winter Wonderland!!


OMG It's like Antarctica over here.
I can't see my outdoor table it's so completely covered in snow!!! ~_~
My mom, brother, and I all shoveled half of our driveway and it took us three-and-a-half hours!
I couldn't even run a comb through my hair because there was snow in my it, and then the snow froze, and then my HAIR froze.
:P I look ridiculous.
Wow, my friend called me and then she was talking to me and her friends were talking to me and I was so scared because it was so weird. :O I'm so scared. They scared me. And now they just hung up on me.
Anyway... so I have a snow day today, and TOMORROW! This is like, the awesomest thing ever!
OK, the snow is really amazing. It is really high in some places, and low in some places, and my brother and I stood on the snow covered table and jumped off into the snow and that was really great
I <3 SNOW (I just hate shoveling it.)


Sunday, January 23, 2011

Little late... but oh well!!!!

OK, So ya know the name of this blog? "So Last Year"? Right!
OK...  So, this is a little, ok not a little, a lot a bit late, but ya know what's SO LAST YEAR? 2010. Literally. It's last year. Because now it's 2011, and then it was 2010 and I said that now it is... Well, you get the picture.


I WATCHED TWILIGHT THE MOVIE!
And guess what- It sucked. (no pun intended).
:D Ahahahaaa get it? Sucked? Ahahahahaa.
So in the books they say that Edward Cullen is oh-so-dazzling.
HE. IS. UGLY!
False advertisement. :P
Very, very false. Taylor Lautner is still a llama. (Accept the llamaness Coco!!! Just accept it!!!)
Mwuhahahahahahaahaaaaa. I love insulting these guys.:)


And Bella. She's always smirking.  What's up with her face? Oh Oh I know! It must just be a messed up face. But she looked OK at the Peoples Choice awards. Otherwise, this girl is one ugly duckling in the movies. (And NOT the type that will suddenly become a swan.)


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Monday, January 3, 2011