I'm back, with TWILIGHT!

Just cuz there's an exclamation point doesn't mean I'm exactly... excited... about Twilight.
I watched the 1st movie, and it was h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e, horrible.
SERIOUSLY, TAYLOR LAUTNER IS A LLAMA!!!
No joke, I could see the resemblance to the llama. 
But in the movie, his hair was more like something some hippie penguin would have. Over all, he looked sorta like a swordfish to me.

The movie was bad. It just was... I mean, it followed the plot and all, but there was too much screaming, and it just didn't remind me much of the books.
The books are still bad, in my opinion. 
Just saying.

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and vote if you think Lautner is a llama. 

Winter Wonderland!!

OMG It's like Antarctica over here.
I can't see my outdoor table it's so completely covered in snow!!! ~_~
My mom, brother, and I all shoveled half of our driveway and it took us three-and-a-half hours!
I couldn't even run a comb through my hair because there was snow in my it, and then the snow froze, and then my HAIR froze.
:P I look ridiculous.
Wow, my friend called me and then she was talking to me and her friends were talking to me and I was so scared because it was so weird. :O I'm so scared. They scared me. And now they just hung up on me.
Anyway... so I have a snow day today, and TOMORROW! This is like, the awesomest thing ever!
OK, the snow is really amazing. It is really high in some places, and low in some places, and my brother and I stood on the snow covered table and jumped off into the snow and that was really great. 
I <3 SNOW (I just hate shoveling it.)

Little late... but oh well!!!!

OK, So ya know the name of this blog? "So Last Year"? Right!
OK...  So, this is a little, ok not a little, a lot a bit late, but ya know what's SO LAST YEAR? 2010. Literally. It's last year. Because now it's 2011, and then it was 2010 and I said that now it is... Well, you get the picture.


I WATCHED TWILIGHT THE MOVIE!
And guess what- It sucked. (no pun intended).
:D Ahahahaaa get it? Sucked? Ahahahahaa.
So in the books they say that Edward Cullen is oh-so-dazzling.
HE. IS. UGLY!
False advertisement. :P
Very, very false. Taylor Lautner is still a llama. (Accept the llamaness Coco!!! Just accept it!!!)
Mwuhahahahahahaahaaaaa. I love insulting these guys.:)


And Bella. She's always smirking.  What's up with her face? Oh Oh I know! It must just be a messed up face. But she looked OK at the Peoples Choice awards. Otherwise, this girl is one ugly duckling in the movies. (And NOT the type that will suddenly become a swan.)


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Haha Try to read this...

Fun, right???(I mean the whole series....)

Twilight... Will the madness never end?

I'm baaack!!!
Do you care about the environment? 
Do you want your kids kids kids to live? 
WELL, There's a simple solution to every problem...

See? A perfectly logical, smart, and brain-cell saving solution!

Don't read Twilight, just recycle it! Use it for your school project, a megaphone, or to line your cats litter box!!!

~~~~~Jellybeans~~~~~

Twilight.... again.

Well, I am a super reader, and my friend wants to read Twilight, and she wants me to read it with her. So, I am going to read Twilight (Do I have to???) and see what all the big fuss is about. 
I mean, seriously, how great is it???? Not that great it seems, so I'm going to read it, and then make fun of all the people who are overly obsessed with Twilight. =)


OH ya, And what's up with that dude Taylor Lautner? Personally, I think he looks a little CREEEEEPAY!!! *Cue scary music* Come on guys, doesn't he look like a llama???


Anyway, I'll tell you what I think... May be good, May be bad. 

Twlight...?

Twilight. I mean, what's the big deal? How complicated is it?

Girl moves to a city. 

Girl falls in love with a vampire.

Vampire wants to bite Girl.

The end! there, I just summarized Twilight in 17 words.

I don't get the obsession... really... it's not that great.